Dear Ruby

I realize that writing myself a letter, again, is probably not the most creative or intriguing post in the world, but seeing as my creativity is a bit on the missing side of life after a very late night last night, I think I'm entitled to a bit of an offish post.

I haven't been the most active reader, writer or commenter in blogland the past couple of weeks, so I'm pretty sure that everyone will forgive me for being just a tad slow in doing some the things that have been flying around. So, my dear sweet self, I decided to follow the, slightly old, trend of doing a Dynamic needs analysis on myself.

According to google you need the following:
- a face lift (ouch!)
- a sweet talker (only if he falls in the same category as Mr Knight in shining armour)
- a string buffer (huh?)
- surgery on a liver......my liver is just fine thank you very much
- a good home
- one (no seriously, one what?)
- Investigating
- a dictionary (yeah yeah, i know my spelling sucks sometimes, get over it already!)
- a little prince to match her Cinderella costume...he he:)
- to pay attention to her feelings of being unsafe (I'm wondering if this might have
something to do with my stalker)
- to think about these questions before she does anything to change her behavior
- to be kept as a serious, broad based platform
- to be faster
- 3 leaves to complete her collection (apparently I have a leaf collection)
- help
- to overcome some of her current limits (don't we all)
- to find another host (cause I'm a parasite y'all!)
- a caretaker (Only if he fall in the same category as Mr Knight in shining armor)

To be fair to you and everybody else who might be reading this letter I decided to not only do a needs analysis on your pseudo personality, Ruby, but also on your real self.

So you, as yourself, need the following:
- to talk, share ideas and go places together and learn new things together
- to store 8 boxes while she is moving (I wasn't aware that I was moving????)
- needs to be in the mountains with some cheese
- to be protected from the stress and fighting
- no explanation
- her vocal counterpart
- to check out by 11:00
- to change her last name (seriously, what is google trying to tell me!)
- your votes (ja, cause I'm running for president next year:) )

Good luck with finding all you need!!!

Love

Ruby

P.S. Consider this an official apology for the boring post and my lack of creativity.....you know you wanna forgive me:)